November 2007
9 posts
That Which Sends Our Wiem Into A Frenzy
Us (putting on shoes) Us (putting on a jacket) Cats Us (picking up his leash) Us (touching the table near his leash) Us (Opening the cabinet where we keep the treats) Leaves Horses Schoolbuses People who use “I” when they mean “me”
Nov 27th
Three Rants Keeping Me Up Tonight
Andy Rooney’s thoughtless and pointless 60 Minutes commentary on people carrying too much stuff. In fact, Andy Rooney, period. The media’s fascination with lead quantities in Chinese manufactured toys this holiday season, but total disregard of what it really means for our country to be largely defined by our ability to acquire cheap goods from around the world. The US Postal...
Nov 27th
Top 25 Censored News Stories of 2007 →
Nov 24th
Nov 14th
“First, imagine, if you will, a load of horseshit. And we’re not talking just...”
– Your Creation Museum Report
Nov 13th
“There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.”
– Bill Watterson
Nov 11th
Gene Autry's Cowboy Code
The Cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man or take an unfair advantage. A Cowboy must never go back on his word, or a trust confided in him. A Cowboy must always tell the truth. A Cowboy must be gentle with children, the elderly and small animals. A Cowboy must not adovcate or possess racially or religiously interolerant views and ideas. A Cowboy must help people in distress. A...
Nov 11th
Sci-Fi Starship Size Comparison →
Nov 9th
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